Friday Night at the Gin Joint

Pete Mitas

Ginny’s pouring shots of gin
for the gints at the bar
as the music from the jukebox
swells out like Botox
while a pole dancing Pole-R bear
wearing a skirt made of grass
that barely covers her ass
teases the gints at the bar
when suddenly —
Dwight starts a fight
and Lee joins the melee
just before Lou ends the hullabaloo
and the cops shut the joint down
… again.